Ok, so, I've just found this really good story on fanfiction (for a change) and, it's not so much the story it's self, because it's not honestly plausable for a vampire to get pregnant, but I thought it was well explain and to be honest it was probably better than that fucking Breaking dawn (But then again, what isnt?) So yeah, don't laugh but I had a spontanious cobust and burs out in tears because it kept the flow, it has good grammar and it has been explained, which made me happy seeing as Smeyer did a horrible job in that and just wrote a long arse paragraph about how Bella is a pro on the internet and likes to search up shit on pregnancies (private joke).

Plus, it's -contibuting to how well it's written- not like the other shit stories where this happens.

Man: What the fuck has been with you lately!? You've been eating like a obese pig (), always either angry of crying and you've been gaining weight ever since we had sex!!1!!111!! (The number of times i've read that fucking line is just unbelieveable)

Woman: It's not my fault! It's yours!

Man: I'm outta here whore!

Woman: WAIT!

Man: Fatty...()

Woman: I'm pregnant!!!

*The intire core of the world collapses and everyone freezes because of this SUPER-AWESOME-SYNISTER-MOMENT!1!!!111!!*

Man: What?

Woman: Ma eggo is a preggo

Man:...You're getting an abortion from the rays of angst shit I'm sending at you, but you won't do it because you're authors a idiot and likes when woman use their super aweseome powers on men, just like they saw on Opra the man slut last night and then I'll come crawling back and you'll be all "LET'S PLAY HAPPY FAMILIES!" until you have a SUPA-AWESOME-NEAR-DEATH/MISCARRAGE-MOMENT!!!

Woman: ...whut?

Man:...fatty,

Woman:

(Ok, so it doesn't happen like that, well, it actually does, just not in those words...fatty)

So yeah, this stories actually quite good in that the man ACUTALLY manages to SUPPORT their wife...

So yeah, have it...[link]